We love visitors...

It's great your here and we are chuffed you popped by...
You can ring us, email us or live chat us (is that a thing, it sounds like a thing).
If your a really social person you can pop in and we can help you replace all of your nasty products with our Nature Friendly™ and People Friendly™ range of products.
Do send us a message first so we can put the kettle on.

I'm a modern consumer & I want to get in touch using technology

Live Chat Us ( we decided it is a thing , but as we use Tidio you can contact us by Tidioing).

Email Us but only if you promise to not send us spam...

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I don't go in for all those new fangled technology things

Call us 
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Mail Us (we haven't had one of these for a while)
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